Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine. The story is, but the characters aren't. Oh well.
Author's Notes: If you don't like the mention of eunuchs as comedy, turn away. Also, see if you can see the Doctor Who mentions, and the Harry Potter ones. (Of course, mentions of these means that I don't own them either, because Doctor Who isn't mine, neither is Harry Potter, or the spells/potion names used). Also, kudos to Margret Atwood's 'A Handmaid's Tale'.
Big thanks to my sister for doing the quick beta, and a big thanks to my SF victim giftee, for giving me this idea. She had asked for:
a J/C story, some angst is good, but I can't deal with it if is long a drawn out. I like baby fic but it's not a must have (think of it as an elective) if your muse is willing then go with it. Any rating is fine, as long as I get my happy ending.
bonus points if you can somehow get Tuvok and Chakotay thrown in the brig together, and they don't have to be the only ones. I hope you like it toots!
( I get crazier every year )Rach xxx